Home Episode Summaries Season 2 Arise, Serpentor, Arise!: Part III
"What do you mean? I don’t use deodorant."
- Beach Head (to Mainframe after they escape from a tomb)
Dr. Mindbender, Tomax and Xamot attack Sgt. Slaughter, and
while the Joe's Triple-T tank is on fire, missiles from Tomax and Xamot's FANGs strike a canyon wall, causing large boulders to tumble toward him.
Believing that Sgt. Slaughter has been buried alive, Dr.
Mindbender flies away on his Trubble Bubble and tells the Crimson Guard
Commanders to guard the perimeter while he extracts Sun Tzu’s DNA. But
Slaughter continues his drive towards the tomb, much to the chagrin of Dr.
Mindbender, who orders a squad of Vipers to attack. Night Raven pilots
parachute to the ground and attack Slaughter.
Swatting aside another Cobra agent, Sgt. Slaughter continues to run
with several Night Raven pilots on his limbs. Dr. Mindbender orders the
twins to attack, but Slaughter kicks Tomax out of the way and begins to
spin Xamot over his head. Tomax twirls uncontrollably and begs Slaughter
to stop. He does and tosses one Crimson Guard Commander into the other.
As Slaughter knocks aside more Cobra agents, Dr. Mindbender finishes extracting
the DNA of Sun Tzu, drops a bomb into the burial mound and flies away in
his Trubble Bubble. But Sgt. Slaughter grabs the fleeing Flight Pod as the mound explodes.
Hawk and Roadblock arrive and shoot down two of the FANGs in Dr. Mindbender’s
group. Dr. Mindbender tries to shoot Slaughter, but the Joe ducks, climbs
into the seat and punches Mindbender in the face a couple of times before
taking over the Flight Pod’s control.
As Tomax and Xamot attack Slaughter, Dr. Mindbender draws a leg
back and kicks Slaughter out, but before falling out, he grabs the DNA
extractor and crashes into the twins on the ground. And the extractor
device breaks open as it tumbles out of the Joe's hand.
Sci Fi hands Sgt. Slaughter a cup of coffee while they are aboard General
Hawk’s plane. And as Hawk mulls over the DNA extractor machine, Roadblock
tells him that Alpine has radioed in about the dig for Mainframe and Beach Head.
Mutt and Bazooka remove the lid to Vlad Tempes coffin and the two trapped
Joes gasp for air. Catching his breath, Mainframe tells Beach Head that
he needs to talk to Beach Head about his deodorant. “What do you mean? I don’t
use deodorant,” Beach Head replies. “That’s what I want to talk to you
about,” Mainframe replies.
After Dr. Mindbender and his troops fly into a Cobra transport jet, Cobra Commander
berates Mindbender for failing since Sun Tzu’s DNA was vital to the creation
of the Cobra Emperor. Declaring that Mindbender’s project is “deader than
disco,” Cobra Commander leaves with Scrap Iron and laughs at his witty insult before
telling Scrap Iron that he should have been a comedian. Tomax and Xamot
tell Mindbender that their new leader will be even a bigger dweeb than Cobra Commander without Sun Tzu’s DNA. However, Dr. Mindbender plans to steal the genetic code of the greatest soldier of their time - Sgt. Slaughter.
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