Let’s not and pretend we did, okay?
  -- Scarlett (after slapping Shipwreck in the face when he makes a pass at her)
Home Episode Summaries Miniseries G.I.Joe: The Revenge of Cobra - Notes

Credits: written by Ron Friedman

Production Numbers: 4018 to 4022

Original Airdates: September 10-14, 1984

SUNBOW'S SYNOPSES
Day 1
Using a laser core stolen from G.I.Joe, Cobra activates the Weather Dominator, an incredible weapon which controls the forces of Nature itself. [Note: “Deactivtes” was changed to the “deactivated” in one version of the episode synopsis]

Day 2
Cobra Commander targets Washington for destruction[,] but the Joe team repels the attack and the Weather Dominator explodes into three parts setting off a chain reaction of natural disasters around the world.

Day 3
Cobra forces attack G.I.Joe on the stormy seas surrounding the Island of No Return and in the cursed confines of the ancient Palace of Doom. [Note: One version of the episode synopsis has “Joe” in place of “G.I.Joe”]

Day 4
Zartan reveals his dangerous plan of treachery and G.I.Joe and Cobra battle for the recovery of the laser core on the roof of the world.

Day 5
Storm Shadow infiltrates G.I.Joe Headquarters on a mission to steal Joe’s part of the Weather Dominator and Cobra and G.I.Joe clash in the ultimate battle outside the Cobra Temple. [Note: One version of the episode’s synopsis has "G.I.Joe Headquarters" while another calls the base "Joe Headquarters."]

THE  PERSONNEL
G.I.Joe: Blowtorch (2,3), Breaker (1*,2,3,5), Clutch (1-3,5*), Col. Sharpe (1,2), Cover Girl (1*,2*,5*), Cutter (3,4), Doc (2-4,5*), Duke (1,2,4,5), Flint (1-5), Freedom (3,4), Grunt (5), Gung Ho (1,3,4,5), Joe grunts (1-5), Junkyard (1-3,5*), Lady Jaye (1-5), Mutt (1-3,4*,5*), Recondo (3), Roadblock (1-5), Rock 'n' Roll (1,3,4*,5*), Ripcord (3,5), Scarlett (1,2,5*), Shipwreck (2-5), Short-Fuze (1,2,5), Snake Eyes (1,2,4,5), Snow Job (4,5), Spirit (3-5), Stalker (1,2,5*), Steeler (3*,5*), Thunder (1*,5*), Timber (5), Torpedo (3), Tripwire (1*,2*,3-5), Wild Bill (3-5), Zap (5) Cobra: the Baroness (1,3,4,5), Buzzer (1,3-5), Cobra agents (1-5), Cobra Commander (1-5), Crimson Guards (1,4,5), Destro (1-5), Firefly (1*,3,4), Major Bludd (1,3,4,5), Ripper (1,3-5), Scrap Iron (1*,4,5*), Storm Shadow (1*,3,4,5*), Torch (1,3-5), Zartan (1-5)
THE  GEAR
G.I.Joe: APC (2,5), Dragonfly (2-4), MANTA (3), MOBAT (1,2,5), Polar Battle Bear (4), PAC/RATs: Flame Thrower (3), Machine Gun (3), Missile Launcher (3,5), SHARC (3), Slugger (1,2,5), Sky Hawk (1,3), Skystriker (1,2,3,5), VAMP (1,2,5), VAMP Mark II (1,2,5), WHALE (1,3,4), Wolverine (1,5) Cobra: ASP (2,5), Chameleon Swamp Skier (1), CLAW (1,3), FANG (3,4) HISS (1,3,4,5), Rattler (3,4,5), SNAKE (3), Stinger (1-5), Trubble Bubble (1), Viper glider (1,3,5), Water Mocassin (3,4,5)
* indicates the character was silent during the episode, which is in parenthesis

OBSERVATIONS
The mini-series was aired for a second time on December 17 - 21, 1984 (source: Kevin Besner)

There was an appearance of an unnamed Joe who may have been Sparks (left image; character in lower right corner). The unidentified character appeared in the first, second and fifth episodes of the mini-series, which was not part of the 1990s syndication package (Matthew Pak's 3 3/4" G.I.Joe Collector Guide - Volume Two: The Television Episodes). As seen with the right image, Clutch's character design changes in the middle of the series.

For about half a second, Duke appeared with glasses and a goatee after his Sky Hawk was destroyed.

The Palace of Doom, which was the second location visited by the Joe and Cobra forces, is more than likely a nod to the film Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

As the Joes' Pac Rats bow to one another outside the Palace of Doom, their chirping noises as they congratulate one another are very similar to the Star Wars character R2-D2.

Roadblock's line "It ain't toyland, babe" creates a nice visual play on words since the show starred characters from a toy line and because there was a operette by Victor Herbert called Babes in Toyland.

As Zartan examines his model, he states, "I adore seeing a scheme come together." The line is very similar to one spoken by George Peppard, who would place a cigar in his mouth and say with a smile at the end of nearly A-Team episode: "I love it when a plan comes together." More A-Team references would appear in other episodes, like "Lasers in the Night" and "The Wrong Stuff."

EDITED FOOTAGE

Dialogue:
The Baroness: We must get past them and reach The Island of No Return. Zartan! Where are you? I order you to respond to my vorders [sic]. Zartan, answer me at once!
Torch: Ain't you going to answer the lady, Zartan?
Zartan: When it serves my purpose...and not before.
Time: 27 seconds [includes shots before and after the edit for reference]
Commentary: The line may have been cut because a special interest group complained about the pronunciation of the word "order."
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HIGHLIGHTS
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