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"Yo Joseph!"
- Daina (after the Oktober Guard and the Joes drive Cobra out of Russia)
They are carried to a spaceship, strapped to a table and greet the alien
who broadcasted his ultimatum to the world and listens to him ask about
the location of the Joes and the Oktober Guard. The alien then rips off
his mask and then the mask of the desert traveler befriended by Dusty and
Zartan surprises them. The Dreadnoks enter the room and explain that the
space ship is nothing but a Cobra plane, but when Wong asks why Cobra is
dressing up like space invaders, the Dreadnoks urge Zartan to reveal their
plan. Cobra’s master of disguise angrily orders the Dreadnoks back to their
posts and then receives a transmission from the second saucer, which is
controlled by Cobra Commander. Zartan explains that the Joes and the Oktober
Guard have no idea that Cobra is the alien force since Wong was genuinely
surprised by the alien’s true identity.
Cobra Commander explains that since the Russian and American forces
are heavily concentrated in two cities, the White House and the Kremlin
are wide open targets for Cobra to attack. And he adds that Cobra forces
are surrounding the targets while dressed as motorists and tourists. After
attacking the two capitals at 1800 hours, Cobra Commander believes that
the battle can be won in one hour and the military secrets of both nations
will belong to Cobra.
Zartan signs off, aims a gun at Snake Eyes and asks if he has any last
words. Just as Zartan is about to pull the trigger, Snake Eyes kicks him
in the chest and causes the blast to loosen the strap across his chest.
He quickly delivers a powerful kick to Zartan and the Cobra agent fights
to stay conscious but falls to the ground. Snake Eyes frees Wong and Snake
Eyes tries to figure out how to fly the ship while Wong contacts Duke and
explains that the aliens are really Cobra and are going to attack the Kremlin
and the White House. Gung Ho doesn’t believe anything he hears, but Duke
points to Snake Eyes who is signaling with an OK sign that everything is
on the level. Duke’s team heads for the White House while Col. Brekhov’s
squad defends the Kremlin, and Duke orders Horrorshow to radio Joe headquarters
for reinforcements.
When 1800 hours arrives, Cobra Commander orders the attack and ASPs
attack the Kremlin in Moscow while Cobra Flight Pods fly toward the White
House. As Duke, Horrorshow and Gung Ho defend the White House, a Cobra
agent fires a bazooka at the White House and Gung Ho falls to the next
level and is knocked out.
Fearing for Gung Ho’s life, Horrorshow drops down, moves a beam off
Gung Ho’s back and carries him out of the blazing room. After Gung Ho awakens
from the fall, they jump back into the fight.
As Skystrikers arrive at the White House and drive Cobra away, Russian
planes fly to the Kremlin and eventually cause Cobra to retreat thanks
to their superior firepower. “Nu Pagodi, gorgeous,” Dusty shouts while
picking up Daina, who happily yells back at him, “Yo Joseph!” Cobra Commander
radios Zartan’s ship, but Wong and Snake Eyes stand in front of the tied
up mercenaries and Wong tells Cobra Commander to “drop his irons“ and come
out reaching for the sky. However, Cobra Commander screams that he can
still destroy the White House. But Snake Eyes and Wong work together and
shoot down Cobra Commander’s craft, which crashes into a river. While Snake
Eyes and Wong land, the dozens of generic Joes on the ground cheer on their
teammates.
Back at the Oktober Guard’s base, Gung Ho asks how Snake Eyes knew the
alien’s broadcast from the moon wasn’t real. Snake Eyes replays the ultimatum
and points to a milk carton and a human hand, which are two things you
don’t find on the moon, Gung Ho realizes. Horrorshow watches Snake Eyes
nod and asks Gung Ho in jest, “Hey, Gung Ho, why is Snake Eyes getting
all the brains while you are getting all the ugly.” Gung Ho grinds his
teeth, growls and rushes toward Horrorshow, but Duke stops him and tells
the Joes that it is time to go home.
Laughing at Horrorshow, Gung Ho tells him that he still thinks the Russian
soldier is “a dumb Russian bear.” But Horrorshow laughs and repeats his
opinion of Gung Ho: “Uuugly!” The two laugh at their differences and after
the Joes shout “YO JOE,” the Russians then shout, “Nu Pagodi!”
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